tuna anyone?

first and foremost, i would like to quote this guy Adam and what he has to say when asked "what will you NEVER understand about women?". "Why they want to be with men! I can't understand how women can fall i n love with us. We're rough, loud, overgrown, children who like to get drunk, have fights, and talk about sport, yet women want to be with us and take care of us. THey're amazing!" says Adam.(as found in the April 2004 issue of Australian Cosmopolitan). okay. before you men out there go "HEY!!!".. i would also like to add that not all men are like how adam describes them. some are real gentlemen.. but i just found that sooo sweet.. hehe.. and funny.. but yeah.. that's me.. i'm female, so.. MY views may seem a li'l askewed compared to you males'.

anyhoo.. today.. well, haha.. i don't know.. well, you see, i brought a can of tuna for lunch. and well, it was one of the cans that you needed a can opener to open.. and no.. i didn't open the can of tuna beforehand.. okay, there was a reason why i brought an unopened can of tuna... it all started last night.. when i was feeling extremely bored and 'mo liu'(nothing better to do)...

i was chatting with stefan online. and then i was thinking.. mm.. i don't have lunch.. then commented to S that i think i should bring a can of tuna to uni and then figure that i didn't have a can opener to open my can of tuna.. and then he said that it's ok.. cuz he'll bring the can opener for me. and then i started laughing.. and somehow, we decided that we should go ahead with that idea and see the reaction of our frens. mmm.. interesting, no?ehhehe.e..

anyhoo, lunchtime came.. and me and amy went to the quad per usual. S, June, Julie, Jerole were there already. wanted to take my can of tuna out. but Ben hadn't arrived. so waited.. but then amy and jerole went off to buy lunch.. and S went off too.. arrghh.. so had to wait.. ppl kept asking how come i wasn't eating and i had to pretend that i was full and would eat later but was actually damn hungry! and when everyone came back.. i took out my can of tuna and went "look what i brought for lunch.. i was late this morning, so i just grabbed a can of tuna".... i'm changing to dialogue form.. easier.. anyhoo...

amy : what are you gonna eat it with??

christine: oh.. i brought some crackers..(liar liar pants on fire.. i know >.<)

amy: you want crackers? i brought some..

and out came a packet of crackers from her bag and onto the table.

ben: er.. how're you gonna open the can of tuna?(this was supposed to be Stef's line.. mmph!) oh.. nvm....(think he thought mebe i had some way..)

christine: oh.. it's one of those pull up opening thingies...unless i brought the wrong one.. waitaminute!!! oh no.. i brought the wrong one!! i grabbed the wrong one!!!!!! arrghhh!!!

ben : hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha

everyone else: hahahahhahhaha

Stefan: hahhaha.. use your teeth to open it.. (and along with that sentence, he demonstrated how opening a can with your teeth would look like)

stefan: oh.. hang on a moment.. i might have a solution(can't remember wat he said.. but something like that lar..).. i think i have a can opener in my bag..

someone think it was ben.. : you kidding?? yeah rite....

and stefan unzips his bag and produces a can opener..

everyone cracks up laughing.. me included.. :P

ah.. yes.. that's what i get up to in uni.. interesting? juvenile huh? yeah.. i have to agree.. but we all need be juvenile once in a while.. stress reliever.. heheheh..but yes.. if you don't find this funny.. think u need to be there to see how funny it was..

other things that happened at lunchtime?? stefan whacked this praying mantis away from the branch over our table cuz everyone was afraid of it. and the mantis flew and landed right next to this guy who was sitting on a bench. we were contemplating on whether to tell him about that. but we didn't.. hahaha :P

oh.. while i was taking my bath.. john(sis' bf) messed with my computer.. he changed my screensaver and made it so that the words "CHRISTINE HO HO HO" ran across my screen.. doh...>.< fine.. changed the settings.. closed all the windows.. and what's on my desktop?!!? A PICTURE OF CRAP/SHIT/DOGGY POO which i took last year cuz there was this dog in one of the town houses in my complex was pooing and peeing all over the place!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

sigh.. the things that happen to me.. went to newmarket to meet up with cel and kai ann.. met sharon there too.. mmm.. think i better start on my notes now.. see you!!

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